you're just a butter knife...

RT @OnTheRoll: http://twitpic.com/2covp3 - Ahhh only in chicago-when peeing

Williamsburg 2009 had dumpster pools. Chicago 2010, I propose balcony camping. I assume the NYT style section will write this up ASAP.

Heading out to see @PFTompkins because I’m a better person than you. Don’t worry, you have the rest of your lives to try to catch up.

RT @toddbarry: For those of you go crazy over Red Velvet cake, allow me to recommend something else you might like: vanilla cake.

Nature: an itchy waste of time or a necessary evil? Discuss.

Does the current legal definition of marriage cover woman + mollete?

RT @birbigs: “how the weather there?” “oh, well it feels like i’m going to die every second.” “same here” -every conversation in america

Oh right, THAT’S why I don’t comment on articles. Even @The_AV_Club, a creep will attack you for enjoying something he didn’t experience.

I’m getting really good at napping. I can go 3, sometimes 4 hours longer than I even plan to.

What do you mean I can’t go back to work filthy and barely clothed?
#pitchfork